pityreblogs:

when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””

(via nahthatsnotveryraven)

clubbedsoda:

“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER

(via fancyhemorrhoid)

orelpuppington:

IMPORTANT NEWS: “PIZZA ROLLS” IS THE PERFECT NUMBER OF LETTERS FOR KNUCKLE TATTOOS

(via evilferret)

earthnation:

*steps in something wet* *screams for 34 years*

(via eymeee)

iwishihadafather:

*picks up cat* *makes cat dance* *puts cat back down*

(via rickymartinofficial)

dieceased:

remember that one time you called your teacher mom

(via n0xiouss)