here’s a fun fact get the fuck away from me

(Source: elfi3, via greenbudha)

fuckdanielmaitland:

There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how incredible I think you are.

(via meliong)

jewassicpark:

“pass me a joint”

i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend 

(Source: joshfrancesgay, via rnan-eater)

petit-ouji:

[AGGRESSIVELY PROCRASTINATES FOR THREE HOURS ON SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN FINISHED IN 30 MINUTES]

(via itsphillip)

pityreblogs:

when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””

(via nahthatsnotveryraven)